Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Karaoke Time!



Well hello there! My name is Bryanboy and I'm planet Earth's favourite third world fag. I'm the gorgeous prostitute behind the ever-so-fagulous blog (www.bryanboy.com) and I'm also the world's most favourite gaysian fluffer.

I love singing. I really do.

You see, I've always wanted to become a singer but I never really had the chance to explore my singing skills. I think it's because of the fact that I got hardcore emotional scars from that faggot of a priest when I was a child.

I'll NEVER forget the time I auditioned for my former catholic school's choir back when I was 11 or 12 years old.

The
Choir Director (who's a young priest... think Aidan from Sex in the City + the priest in the movie Raising Helen... THAT kind of priest except he's FUGLY) asked me to sit beside him on that long bench facing the piano.

He wanted to test my voice so he made me sing that stupid "La-la-la-la-la" whatever bullcrap just like those stupid kids from the movie Sister Act. I thought, "oh ok that was piss easy."

He then asked me to sing a proper song.

I sang
Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". It used to be one of my favourite songs at that time.

In no less than 60 seconds, everyone in the room went nuts and laughed at me. It was sooo embarassing. Even the Choir Director was laughing when he told me to stop. I wanted to the ground to swallow me alive.

I wanted to join that fucking choir sooo bad because 1) I had confidence in my singing and 2) all the "A-list' kids were there.

I really don't get it. Those maggots belong to every extra-curricular crap under the sun. They all got into the choir, they all got into the cheerleading squad, they all have memberships at the dance troupe and heck, they're even members of the drama club.

I got into the drama club not because I can act... the Drama Teacher is my cousin!!!


Anyway, those moments of rejection sucked big time. I was Romy & Michelle... combined in ONE PERSON!

Whatever right? The good thing is, look at them now and look at where I am. I bet you all of them are fucking ugly, fat and their babies probably look like monkeys. I'm not kidding! I always check Friendster to stalk some of my former schoolmates and all the sluts back then are now what appeared to be mothers of what looked like little rodents.

Fuck me. I'm famous.

I made this site to showcase my "nails-on-the-chalkboard" voice to the rest of the world. Fuck what the Choir Director thinks. We all know everyone loves a drunk, drug-fucked tranny who can't sing.

I'll update this website every now and then with my little homemade MP3 files. Each piece is a little labour of love from me. Be sure to share them to the rest of the world. It would be interesting if I get some sort of a deal with my crappy voice.

Record deal or not, the most important thing is the fact that I had fun.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492 and tell me you love me.



P.S. Discuss this blog post on my discussion forum.

PPSS. Feel free to post a comment on my site if you have any song requests. =)

7 Comments:

At 4:44 AM, Blogger Edd.D said...

love the new site BB, id love for you to do some dirty gangsta rap.

xxxx

 
At 7:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where'd you go to school? did you go to southridge?

 
At 10:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur really freaking me out!!! love bryan boy!!!

 
At 3:54 AM, Blogger Crocc said...

Hi BB! you're so crazy, do you know? I like that you don't care about what people say of you're way to be..!
visit my site if you want! www.roccocaserta.it

bye!

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Matt Teh Almight said...

Urm... Hope everything goes well in your singing career? urm... Yeah!
I still lurv teh site..
Eh heh... Yeah!
www.horizontaldog.com

(Bryanboy forced me to post this, hes holding a gun to my head as we speak, alert the s.w.a.t teams)

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Matt Teh Almight said...

Urm... Hope everything goes well in your singing career? urm... Yeah!
I still lurv teh site..
Eh heh... Yeah!
www.horizontaldog.com

(Bryanboy forced me to post this, hes holding a gun to my head as we speak, alert the s.w.a.t teams)

 
At 10:17 AM, Anonymous weeeeeee said...

eww, dude, you are ugly.

you look like a low wage McDonalds worker. cuz ur asian or whatever.

 

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