Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Karaoke Time!

Well hello there! My name is Bryanboy and I'm planet Earth's favourite third world fag. I'm the gorgeous prostitute behind the ever-so-fagulous blog (www.bryanboy.com) and I'm also the world's most favourite gaysian fluffer.

I love singing. I really do.

You see, I've always wanted to become a singer but I never really had the chance to explore my singing skills. I think it's because of the fact that I got hardcore emotional scars from that faggot of a priest when I was a child.

I'll NEVER forget the time I auditioned for my former catholic school's choir back when I was 11 or 12 years old.

Choir Director (who's a young priest... think Aidan from Sex in the City + the priest in the movie Raising Helen... THAT kind of priest except he's FUGLY) asked me to sit beside him on that long bench facing the piano.

He wanted to test my voice so he made me sing that stupid "La-la-la-la-la" whatever bullcrap just like those stupid kids from the movie Sister Act. I thought, "oh ok that was piss easy."

He then asked me to sing a proper song.

I sang
Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". It used to be one of my favourite songs at that time.

In no less than 60 seconds, everyone in the room went nuts and laughed at me. It was sooo embarassing. Even the Choir Director was laughing when he told me to stop. I wanted to the ground to swallow me alive.

I wanted to join that fucking choir sooo bad because 1) I had confidence in my singing and 2) all the "A-list' kids were there.

I really don't get it. Those maggots belong to every extra-curricular crap under the sun. They all got into the choir, they all got into the cheerleading squad, they all have memberships at the dance troupe and heck, they're even members of the drama club.

I got into the drama club not because I can act... the Drama Teacher is my cousin!!!

Anyway, those moments of rejection sucked big time. I was Romy & Michelle... combined in ONE PERSON!

Whatever right? The good thing is, look at them now and look at where I am. I bet you all of them are fucking ugly, fat and their babies probably look like monkeys. I'm not kidding! I always check Friendster to stalk some of my former schoolmates and all the sluts back then are now what appeared to be mothers of what looked like little rodents.

Fuck me. I'm famous.

I made this site to showcase my "nails-on-the-chalkboard" voice to the rest of the world. Fuck what the Choir Director thinks. We all know everyone loves a drunk, drug-fucked tranny who can't sing.

I'll update this website every now and then with my little homemade MP3 files. Each piece is a little labour of love from me. Be sure to share them to the rest of the world. It would be interesting if I get some sort of a deal with my crappy voice.

Record deal or not, the most important thing is the fact that I had fun.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492 and tell me you love me.

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PPSS. Feel free to post a comment on my site if you have any song requests. =)

Monday, October 30, 2006

Milky - Be My World

Be My World is one of my favourite 'feel-good' tracks. Whenever I'm sad or depressed, all I need to do is to put this track on autoplay and bam... I'm back to my normal, jolly gay self. I also sing this song every time I go to the shower.

Track #5: Be My World (Milky feat. Bryanboy)
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Sing with me bitches....

Na na na. Na na na na na na. Na na na na na. Na na na na na na.

Uh, I'm starving without your loving with your kisses you can fill me now
Uh, come closer. Don't wait a minute. You are the end come on and be my world!

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Grace Jones - Slave to the Rhythm

I love Grace Jones. I really do.

She's powerful. She's fantastic. She's got balls. Her personal style is amazing. She's definitely iconic.

I listen to her track "Slave to the Rhythm" every time I feel low or depressed. That song makes all my troubles go to the place where the sun doesn't shine.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Miss Grace Jones. Slave to the rhythm.

Track #4: Slave to the Rhythm (Grace Jones feat. Bryanboy)
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Here's Grace singing live...

... and here's the original music video. I love it -- I get chills running down my spine every time I watch this video.

Download the track and let me know what you think.

I love you baby... I love you baby... just a slave.... to the rhythmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Nicole Richie - Dandelion

Today's track comes from the ever so fabulous Nicole Richie, who recently had a meltdown because of all these bastards who keep on banging at here for being too thin. I say leave her alone! That woman is one of the most gorgeous creatures I have ever seen in my entire life and we should all learn from her: thin is definitely in!

To quote Nicole...

You don’t scream at people that they are overweight, so what makes people think that they have the right to scream at me that I am underweight? It’s upsetting and mean,” Nicole tells Us. “I am not anorexic. At the moment, I was just sick of everyone constantly bothering me about how I look. I walked up to the photographer and told him, ‘What if I really had anorexia? What if I had a disease? How would you feel about saying such horrible things?’ He probably just wanted to get a rise out of me, but I’m a human being and he hurt my feelings.

Source: US Weekly

Nicole is right. People just leave her alone! We need thinspiration of some sort. Besides, one can never too rich or too thin. I need to lose 20 pounds myself. It's not fun to have batwings. I hate it!

Track #4: Dandelion (Nicole Richie feat. Bryanboy)

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The lyrics are all fucked up (thanks, Lyrics Mania) but whatever. I can't be bothered to rerecord the thing.

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Paris Hilton - Stars are Blind, Hilary Duff - Wake up, Vanessa Paradis - Joe Le Taxi

While you are waiting for new releases, here are several recordings I previously posted on my blog, www.bryanboy.com.

Track #1: Stars are Blind (Paris Hilton feat. Bryanboy)
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I even had a duet with one of my Swedish friends, Tony, who also liked that song. It's amazing, what the right software can do these days.

BONUS TRACK: Stars are Blind (Paris Hilton feat. Bryanboy & Tony)

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Hilary Duff's "Wake up" is one of my all-time favourites. I pretty much listen (and sing) to it EVERY TIME I take a shower.

Track #2: Wake Up (Hilary Duff feat. Bryanboy)
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Because France lost this years World Cup, here's one of my favourite songs. This one's an old file but since it's Karaoke night, I might as well share it with you. This was originally made for my French friends and they all LOVED it. It's funny cause I don't even know how to speak French! LOL

Track #3: Joe Le Taxi (Vanessa Paradis feat. Bryanboy)
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I love you all! Email bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492 and tell me you love me.

P.S. Discuss this blog post on my discussion forum.

PPSS. Feel free to post a comment on my site if you have any song requests. =)